Amy Winehouse goes blonde

A shockingly blonde Amy Winehouse was spotted in London today. Apparently she woke up this morning and decided to demonstrate what Britney Spears would look like with a real drug problem: “I’ll show them Yanks a thing or two,” she said. “Alright then, time for me breakfast: cocaine on toast. Hold the toast. Scrumdiddlyumptious! Now off to change me knickers in the car then to the market. I want to rest my peepers on them magazines before lunch at Mr. Doherty’s. He’s serving crack on a spoon; my bloody favorite!”